why don’t they have big hyped up award shows for books
best male/female character
best plot development
best plot twist
I’m gonna meetcha
*tour guide voice*
if you look to your right you’ll see a relic from the event known simply as “Mishapocalpyse”
I read several dozen stories a year from miserable, lonely guys who insist that women won’t come near them despite the fact that they are just the nicest guys in the world.
..I’m asking what do you offer? Are you smart? Funny? Interesting? Talented? Ambitious? Creative? OK, now what do you do to demonstrate those attributes to the world? Don’t say that you’re a nice guy — that’s the bare minimum.
“Well, I’m not sexist or racist or greedy or shallow or abusive! Not like those other douchebags!”
I’m sorry, I know that this is hard to hear, but if all you can do is list a bunch of faults you don’t have, then back the fuck away..
..Don’t complain about how girls fall for jerks; they fall for those jerks because those jerks have other things they can offer. “But I’m a great listener!” Are you? Because you’re willing to sit quietly in exchange for the chance to be in the proximity of a pretty girl (and spend every second imagining how soft her skin must be)? Well guess what, there’s another guy in her life who also knows how to do that, and he can play the guitar. Saying that you’re a nice guy is like a restaurant whose only selling point is that the food doesn’t make you sick. You’re like a new movie whose title is This Movie Is in English, and its tagline is “The actors are clearly visible”.
butts, tits and slime bath love.
(dedicated to haya my second wife ♥)
This is so beautiful. I’ve always wanted to learn sign.
Black hole consumes a star
If you aren’t fascinated by astronomy you’re wrong.
pretty bondage (✿◠‿◠)
complicated rope bondage (❁´◡`❁)*✲ﾟ*
bondage in bright colors (●⌒∇⌒●)
bondage that purposefully accentuates the sub’s beauty ＼(^▽^＠)ノ
bondage that is beautiful in its own right (((o(*ﾟ▽ﾟ*)o)))
b o n d a g e ☆*･゜ﾟ･*\(^O^)/*･゜ﾟ･*☆
You know what I love about Castiel? If anybody can have the “big picture”, it’s a time-and-space traveling, millenia old being- and while that usually leads to the kind of detachment we saw in Metatron, or the weariness and bitterness that we saw in Gabriel and Balthazar- Castiel is the one who loves the small things- the kite flying in the blue sky, the monkeys that are so clever that they leave the skins on the bananas they eat, the children playing in the park, the philosophical underpinning of a cartoon, the taste of coffee.
Like seriously.. this is one of the coolest fusions I’ve come across so far.