"…is that a cardboard cutout of Thor?"
"HE HAD A THING NOW DO YOU WANT THE DAMN DORITO OR NOT"
omg im gomen this stopped being funny after i had more than two hours of sleep but it’s been on my hard drive since i saw iron man 3 so i quickly finished and posted it
… Except that Queen Elizabeth actually said that to her troops and it’s a reference to that. The actual quote is from the Speech at Tilbury, and it was to boost the soldiers morale so they could try to successfully fight off the invading Spanish Armada. The actual quote is “I know I have the body of a weak, feeble woman; but I have the heart and stomach of a king”. Obviously this is in itself still misogynistic, but that’s what the time period was like and that’s what people thought, even the women back then saw themselves as inferior to men, hence why she said she’s outwardly womanly, but internally manly. Everyone back then saw femininity as a weakness. Seeing as the Queen herself says it, I hardly think Moffat’s being a misogynist, he’s just reflecting the time period and its primitive attitudes accurately in his script which happens to take place there. Seeing as the show is educational, I think accurately portraying the time you’re in is a pretty important thing.
I knew there would be people getting their knickers in a twist about that line, and I think it’s especially hilarious considering it is something SHE ACTUALLY SAID.
Grannies can take babies shit for only so long.
"no homo," i whisper, pulling back from the microscope in front of me. the gene is heterozygous. i am a scientist
How to spot a nerd: See if they’re wearing this,
then take their lunch money
I think you meant, then see if they want to have an in-depth conversation about it. Because taking their lunch money makes you a bully.
And being a bully makes you an asshole.
Last night I got up at 3 am to feed my cat. So I picked him up, noticed he was purring loudly, and thought in all seriousness:
"Very cat. Much purrs."
…then realized I may or may not spend too much time on this fucking website.
As your husband I feel I should inform you that you said that out loud.
OH MY GOD THAT’S EVEN WORSE
WAIT THERE ARW MARRIED COUPLES ON THIS WEBSITE!?